{"id":10792,"date":"2023-05-10T10:01:21","date_gmt":"2023-05-10T08:01:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/?p=10792"},"modified":"2023-05-10T10:01:21","modified_gmt":"2023-05-10T08:01:21","slug":"die-schwere-kindheit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/?p=10792","title":{"rendered":"Die schwere Kindheit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heute zu deinem 18 Geburtstag lieber Anton, k\u00f6nnen wir uns nur f\u00fcr deine schwere Kindheit entschuldigen. Nie haben wir dir ein neues Fahrrad gekauft, nie neues Spielzeug. Aber wir glauben lieber Anton, so schlecht war deine Kindheit dann doch nicht und nun bist du erwachsen und kannst dir selbst Fahrrad und Spielzeug kaufen&#x1f609;<\/p>\n<p>Alles Gute \u201eGro\u00dfer\u201c<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10795\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage-1.png 600w, https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage-1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage-1-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10796\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage1.png 600w, https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage1-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.sternschnuppenkadaver.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/collage1-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heute zu deinem 18 Geburtstag lieber Anton, k\u00f6nnen wir uns nur f\u00fcr deine schwere Kindheit entschuldigen. Nie haben wir dir ein neues Fahrrad gekauft, nie neues Spielzeug. Aber wir glauben lieber Anton, so schlecht war deine Kindheit dann doch nicht und nun bist du erwachsen und kannst dir selbst Fahrrad und Spielzeug kaufen&#x1f609; Alles Gute &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/?p=10792\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eDie schwere Kindheit\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","category-familie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10797,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10792\/revisions\/10797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikepotsdam.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}